Category: Scientology Pick Up Lines That Work!
You can blow my org any day
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Didn’t I see you at the Implant Station?
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What’s a pretty girl like you doing on a prison planet like this?
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Weren’t we married in a previous life?
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Where have you been all my Whole Track?
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I’ll let you be in a condition of power.
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Can you help me meet my dissemination targets?
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You’re so sexy that you make me exteriorize.
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Would you like to ride my face to total freedom?
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I’ve been waiting 75 million years to see a meat body like yours.
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