Category: Scientology Pick Up Lines That Work!

I want to put my intention in you.
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Wanna MEST around?
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Get on your knees, open your mouth, and hail Xenu!
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Let me stick my evil xenu in your cave.
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I have $100,000 burning a hole in my pocket, would you like to reg me?
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Would you like to come home and audit on my e-meter?
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How about you hold my can while I audit your body thetans?
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You’re sweating because of those extra Body Thetans. Want to slip into something more comfortable?
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Congratulations, you’ve gone Clear… to my heart!
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Is that a cluster of body thetans in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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