Category: Lord of the Rings Pick Up Lines That Work!

Your beauty has pierced my heart like a Morgul Blade. 
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The fires of Mount Doom aren’t nearly as hot as you are. 
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I’ll take your Hobbit to my Isengard. 
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I’ll put a ring on it! 
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I’d like to have an Inn at your prancing pony. 
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I last longer than Boromir. 
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I wanna go inside your hobbit hole. 
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Hey baby, wanna blow my Horn of Gondor? 
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I erupt like Mount Doom for you, baby! 
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Girl, you’re like a Balrog – smokin’ hot! 
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