Category: Historical Pick Up Lines That Work!
Are you an early hominid? Because I’ve got a Homo Erectus right now.
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Is your name Maya, cause I’d like to sacrifice you to the gods.
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The Great Pyramid, the Sahara, the Nile, me… get the picture?
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I have sex like I fight a war; I got no exit strategies.
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Want to go back to my place and discuss Big Stick Diplomacy?
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Call me Paul Revere, because I would like to give you a midnight ride.
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Are you from Medieval Times? Cause you Sir Gagsalot
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I bet if Jefferson had met you, he would have vetoed the Non-Intercourse Act.
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Want to play War of 1812? I’ll light your White House on fire.
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I’ll be your Secretary of the Interior.
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