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You remind me of a Twinkie. Every time I bite into you, you cream in my mouth.
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I’m an interior decorator. I can fill your interior.
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Do you like the Teletubbies? Because you look like Tinkie Winkie.
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I seem to have lost my underwear, can I see yours?
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Have you ever bought a vibrator? [No.] Do you want to rent one?
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I know you think I’m sexy, I know you think I’m fine, but just like all the other guys get a number and wait in line.
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Hey there, you like glazed or creme filled?
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I hope you’re not a vegetarian, ’cause I want to feed you some meat!
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I bet your license got suspended for driving all these guys crazy.
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We’re having a wiener-measuring contest over there. Do you have a yardstick that we could borrow?
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