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I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight you’re gonna nail me.
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Excuse me, could you help me out? I have an incredible itch that’s buried deep in my butt.
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Is that a double-ended vibrator in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
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May I stick a banana in your tailpipe?
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Are you balding, because you sure do SHINE.
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Did you know that my dong is an 8.0 on the rectal scale?
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If you and I were the last men on earth, I bet we could do it in public.
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It’s a good thing same-sex marriage is legal here, because I’m already planning our wedding.
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You know, being bi-sexual immediately doubles your chances for getting a date on a Saturday night.
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Les-bi-honest… you were checking me out, weren’t you?
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