Category: Dirty Pick Up Lines That Work!
What has 132 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
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What are you doing tonight? Besides me, of course?
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We’re out of bleach. Do you want to go in the janitor’s closet and make out?
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What can I do to make you sleep with me?
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We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fk.
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We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows… You’re hot and I wanna be on top of you.
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Wasn’t I supposed to eat you somewhere?
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We should play strip poker. You can strip, and I’ll poke you.
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Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.
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Was your father a welder? Because those sure are acetylene tits!
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