Category: Dirty Pick Up Lines That Work!
Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?
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Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
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Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!
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Why don’t you come over here, sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up?
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Why don’t you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight?
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What’s the speed limit of sex? [what?] 68. Because at 69 YOU have to turn around!
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Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
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What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
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What’s the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I don’t have a Ferrari.
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What do you like for breakfast?
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