Category: Astronomy Pick Up Lines That Work!
Your eyes look like dark black holes, but that’s alright, because I like astronomy.
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You’re so attractive, the gravitational disturbance is causing my galactic center to elongate.
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You radiate in the shortest wavelengths I’ve ever encountered.
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There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
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Nice asteroids.
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My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?
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My pants are approaching escape velocity.
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Mind if my comet enters your solar system?
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Kiss me! Let me taste your sweet lips before the asteroid destroys earth
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Is that a telescope in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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