Category: Super Mario Bros Pick Up Lines That Work!

If you were a warp tube, I’d be in you all day.
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They don’t call me Super for nothing.
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You don’t have to turn on a game to play with me.
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Are you a magic mushroom? Because you are making me grow.
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Are you a magic flower? Because you are burning me up.
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Are you a magic feather? Because my heart just grew a tail, and flew away.
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I know how Mario must feel, ’cause I really want to clean your pipes.
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If Princess Toadstool looked anything like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago!
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I’d rather ride you than Yoshi any day.
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If I had the choice, I’d spend my 100 coins on you instead of on an extra life.
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