Category: Video Games Pick Up Lines That Work!

If you were a warp tube, I’d be in you all day. 
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If Princess Toad looked liked you, I would have killed Bowser years ago! 
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If I were an NES cartridge would you blow me? 
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I want to ride you harder than Mario rides Yoshi.
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If I was Mario, you would be my only star. 
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I usually press “X” to pick up weapons. Does that work for picking YOU up as well? 
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I took an arrow to the knee… from cupid, after seeing you.
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I need experience points. Will you help?
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I better put on my Goron tunic, because you’re too damn hot.
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I think something is wrong with my auto-aim. I can’t take my eyes off you.
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