Category: TV Shows Pick Up Lines That Work!
I’m Barney, I don’t get smitten. I smite.
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With great penis comes great responsibility
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I physically cannot take bad pictures. I don’t know why. Just ask god.
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Barney alllllwaaaysss gets the yes!
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I feel like I’ve done so much good I have a “soul boner”
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10 Simple Fool-Proof Steps to Attract Hotter Women
This.. what you’re doing here – is giving me a de-rection
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When I get sad, I stop being sad.. and I be awesome instead. True Story.
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Can I expense you a drink?
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The sun’s almost down. Why aren’t you drunk yet?
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Let’s ignore the Surgeon General’s warning together… Lucky Strike?
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