Category: How I Met Your Mother Pick Up Lines That Work!
You’re the mini-cherry on top of the regular cherry on top of the sundae of awesomeness that is my life.
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It’s gonna be legend-… wait for it… (and I hope you’re not lactose intolerant because the second half of that word is) DAIRY!
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Believe it or not, I wasn’t always as awesome as I am today.
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Barney is single… it’s what America has been clamoring for!
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I’m Barney, I don’t get smitten. I smite.
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With great penis comes great responsibility
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Barney alllllwaaaysss gets the yes!
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I physically cannot take bad pictures. I don’t know why. Just ask god.
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I feel like I’ve done so much good I have a “soul boner”
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This.. what you’re doing here – is giving me a de-rection
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