Category: Hockey Pick Up Lines That Work!
If you were a puck, I’d never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
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You think Zdeno Chara has a long stick? Wait until you see mine!
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Can I slip one past your goalie?
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If I can’t score, can I at least get an assist?
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Hi, my name’s Stanley… wanna see my cup?
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10 Simple Fool-Proof Steps to Attract Hotter Women
Ever kiss a guy with no teeth?
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My skateblade’s not the only thing made of steel.
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When I first saw you, I knew we could win the Stanley Cup in tonsil hockey.
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I’m good on the ice, but I’m GREAT in bed!
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Wanna go for a ride on my Zam-boner?
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