Category: Senior Citizen Pick Up Lines That Work!

You must be a garden, cause I’m digging you.
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I’m retired, so you know I have the time to please you.
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Your company is so delightful, I’m contemplating putting a new battery in my hearing aid.
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How’d you like to be in my will?
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Baby is your name Cholesterol, because you send my blood pressure skyrocketing!
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How would you like to help me feel like a kid again.
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My arteries aren’t the only things that have hardened.
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How about I take you back to my place where we can get into a heated arguement about social security.
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You’re so sweet, you’re giving my dentures cavities.
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My teeth and I no longer sleep together, but you and I definitely should.
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