Category: Senior Citizen Pick Up Lines That Work!
Sorry, but I couldn’t help but noticing how cute you look in that ankle-length, shapeless, plaid jumper.
Are you a cat lady? Cause I’m the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.
Is your name Viagra, cause I don’t think they will be able to close my casket after a night with you.
If I had to choose between breathing and loving you, I’d take my last breath to say “I Love You”