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I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data? 
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I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars? 
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How do you feel about group experiments? 
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I have E=mc2 tattooed on my ass. Wanna see? 
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Engineers don’t know the first thing about pleasing a woman. Friction alone can’t get the job done. 
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Even if there were no gravity on Earth, I’d still fall for you! 
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Heisenberg was wrong. I’m certain about what you’re doing tonight. 
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Don’t you hate it how the coyote always remains suspended in midair until he looks down? It’s just SO misleading. 
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Does your skin feel burnt? Because I think you must have just fallen down from heaven, and re-entry would have caused some problems for you. 
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