Category: Physics Pick Up Lines That Work!
Top quark or bottom quark?
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Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness?
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That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2
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My last partner wasn’t very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino.
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Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe.
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10 Simple Fool-Proof Steps to Attract Hotter Women
Let’s exchange fermions!
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In my bed, it’s perpetual motion all night long, baby.
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I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum.
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I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared.
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I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed.
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