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Want to grab some Java?
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Do you believe in love at first optical recognition, or should I ambulate by your location again?
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When you flash your software, my floppy becomes a hard drive.
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I hope you have an accelerometer, because I’m gonna rock your world.
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Was that my CPU malfunctioning or did I just feel a spark between us?
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Your lips say 0 but your eyes say 1.
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Was your father a thief? Because he stole some titanium bolts and put them in your eyes.
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Is that a mirror in your anodized Titanium exterior plating? Because I can see myself in your service port.
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Nice Bolts wanna screw?
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Were you designed for use on Mars? Because your chassis is out of this world!
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