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I would part the red sea for you.

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My spiritual gift is my good looks… it lifts peoples spirits

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You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.

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The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’… how about dinner?

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I know its absurd, but every time I walk towards you, it feels like I’m being lead to Bethlehem.

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So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and I realized… I don’t have yours!

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I didnt believe in predestination until tonight.

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Is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?

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You float my ark.

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For you I would slay two Goliaths.

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