Category: Religious Pick Up Lines That Work!

Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes.

Jewish Religious

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Do you want something to attone for on yom kippur?

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Can I put out your burning bush?

Jewish Religious

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I finally understand the true meaning of the Sabbath. It’s to give a girl like you a rest from running through my mind the rest of the week.

Jewish Religious

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You had me at Shalom.

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Do you need prayer? because I am certainly willing to lay hands on you.

Christian Religious

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You make the Queen of Sheba look like a hobo.

Christian Religious

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You make me want to be a better Christian.

Christian Religious

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I would leave 99 sheep to come and find you… and then I would carry you home joyfully on my shoulder

Christian Religious

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Look, you’re nearly 22. Most christians are 3 years into marriage by now… just settle for me.

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