Category: Jewish Pick Up Lines That Work!
Lets do it adam and eve style, behind some bushes.
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You must not be kosher for passover because you’re makeing my matza rise.
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I may not be elisha but will you open the door anyway.
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God told us to go forth and multiply and I feel something going forth and multiplying as we speak.
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If I raise my staff will it only part the sea?
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Once you go Jew, nothing else will do.
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Do you want to shake my luluv?
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I would love to wonder in your wilderness for 40 years.
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Is your Succah kosher? Cause the only stars I can see are in your eyes.
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Do you want something to attone for on yom kippur?
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