Category: Jewish Pick Up Lines That Work!

If your left leg is Rosh Hashanah and your right leg is Yom Kippur, can I visit you during the days of Awe?
Jewish    Religious   
You already voted!
Share
Did it hurt when you wrestled with Jacob (because you’re an angel)!
Jewish    Religious   
You already voted!
Share
Unlike the torah, I’m gonna put my hands all over you.
Jewish    Religious   
You already voted!
Share
How bout I play moses and u play with my staff.
Jewish    Religious   
You already voted!
Share
Funny, I don’t remember climbing Jacob’s ladder, so how did I end up in heaven?
Jewish    Religious   
You already voted!
Share

10 Simple Fool-Proof Steps to Attract Hotter Women

-->Click Here<--

ad 4

Girl, I wish you were a torah, so I could undress you and run my yad all up and down your columns…
Jewish    Religious   
You already voted!
Share
I don’t care what the Torah says, I’m not leaving any of your four corners unplowed.
Jewish    Religious   
You already voted!
Share
After getting lost for 40 years I’ve think I’ve finally found what I was looking for
Jewish    Religious   
You already voted!
Share
The gates of repentance are always open…just like my heart for you.
Jewish    Religious   
You already voted!
Share
The first line of the Shma commands us to “Love the Lord with all your heart.” After meeting you, I don’t think I can keep that mitzvah.
Jewish    Religious   
You already voted!
Share
1 2 3 4 … 6
10 Simple Fool-Proof Steps to Attract Hotter WomenClick Here