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Bathsheba had nothing on you.
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I used to believe in natural theology, but since I met you I’ve converted to divine revelation.
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Is this the transfiguration? Because you are glowing.
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I went on a beach mission but all I ended up doing was mission you.
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You are perfect, except with all the sin.
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I would part the red sea for you.
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My spiritual gift is my good looks… it lifts peoples spirits
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You are so unblemished that I would sacrifice you.
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The word says ‘Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry’… how about dinner?
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I know its absurd, but every time I walk towards you, it feels like I’m being lead to Bethlehem.
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