Category: Presidential Pick Up Lines That Work!

I wanna do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.

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I asked Barack Obama if you and I could get together later, and he said “Yes, you can”.

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I’m like the Vietnam War – way longer than you thought I’d be.

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Baby you must be German, ’cause you sure started the battle of my bulge.

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You may not be my First Lady, but I’ll make you feel like Jackie OH!

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How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?

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Let’s make like Carnegie and horizontally integrate.

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The Gettysburg Address was short, but I know something that isn’t.

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I think you should remove all barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

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You wanna play Pearl Harbor? It’s a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me.

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