Category: Professions Pick Up Lines That Work!

You may not be my First Lady, but I’ll make you feel like Jackie OH!

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How would you like to take a ride on Air Force One?

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Let’s make like Carnegie and horizontally integrate.

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The Gettysburg Address was short, but I know something that isn’t.

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I think you should remove all barriers to imports? It will ease my inflation and the benefits will trickle down.

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You wanna play Pearl Harbor? It’s a game where I lay back and you blow the hell out of me.

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Let’s role play – I’ll be Osama… you be a cave… and I’ll hide up inside you.

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I motion to elongate the caucus.

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I’ve got a five year plan and it includes you… well, it doesn’t have to be five years – one night works for me!

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They call me Mao Ze DONG.

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