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Baby, I could tax that ass all night long!
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You know, my return this year was huge…like, huuuuge.
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Technically, having sex with me is a charitable gift.
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Nice assets.
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You’re the kind of girl I could take home to mother, which is good, since I still live with her.
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Listen babe, being with me is so good it’s taxable.
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You make my pants file for an extension.
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Let’s leave this place and get started on that additional child tax credit
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I can show you exactly how to earn your income tax credit.
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Let’s fill out a 1040 – you’re a 10, and I’m 40.
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