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Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
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Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition.
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I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
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(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?
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My adductor isn’t the only thing that’s longus.
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My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I’m falling for you.
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I wanna do to your body what Mitt Romney does to poor people.
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I asked Barack Obama if you and I could get together later, and he said “Yes, you can”.
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Baby you must be German, ’cause you sure started the battle of my bulge.
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I’m like the Vietnam War – way longer than you thought I’d be.
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