Category: Professions Pick Up Lines That Work!

I am an organ donor, need anything?

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That pulsation in my femoral sheath isn’t coming from an artery.

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Are you my Appendix? Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.

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Hey baby, wanna play with my corpus cavernosum?

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No that’s not an epi-pen in my pants, I’m just happy to see you.

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How about we ditch this joint and go study some anatomy? Baby, you make me vasodilate!

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When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.

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(Look for any small skin imperfection) Has anyone ever looked at that? Why don’t we go back to my place so I can give you a full exam?

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Are you a pulmonary embolism? ‘Cause I can’t breathe when I’m around you.

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Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.

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