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Is your estate subject to open?
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When I think of you, I become fully vested.
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If loving you is a crime, then I’m looking at a life sentence.
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I’d have to plead insanity if I ever left you.
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I believe that it’s in our best interest to comply with section 69 of the act.
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Why don’t you take a look at my briefs?
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