Category: Professions Pick Up Lines That Work!

If I told you I like your body of work, would you hold it against me?

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Call the Art Loss Register, because you just stole my heart.

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Have you ever posed nude?

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Aren’t you the model from my figure drawing class?

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Are you an antiques collector? Because I have some junk that hasn’t been touched in years.

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Are you a medium? Because I’d like to paint you on carpet.

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At first I thought I was looking at a Monet, but you’re so much more beautiful up close.

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Are you into monochrome? Because I’d love to use my charcoal to color us black and white.

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Are you a Shepard Fairey poster? Because I can’t believe you don’t already belong to someone else.

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Girl, you’re so fine you could make an impression on Monet.

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