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I’m gonna break you down shotgun style.
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I wanna dishonorably discharge on your face
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Gunny says I’m the best humper in the company. That’s why he puts me in the rear.
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I wanna SIPR all over your NIPR
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Damn girl, are you a five paragraph order? Because I wanna SMEAC dat
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Are you in the Air Force? Cause you’re hotter than the engine of an F-22A Raptor.
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I can’t put you in the Corps, but I can put the Corps in you.
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Are you an officer? Cause you just made my privates stand at attention.
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