Category: Doctor Pick Up Lines That Work!
Is your name Flecainide? Because I think you just made my heart skip a beat.
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Trust me, this is how they did Mammograms back in the old days.
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Is your name Osteoporosis? Because you’re giving me a serious bone condition.
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I wish I was your coronary artery, so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
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My adductor isn’t the only thing that’s longus.
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(Hold out a stethoscope) Why don’t you listen to your heart and go out with me?
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My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia makes me think I’m falling for you.
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