Category: Accountant Pick Up Lines That Work!
Let’s fill out a 1040 – you’re a 10, and I’m 40.
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You’re entitled to a $5,000 tax break on your municipal bond income – now let’s do it.
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If I help you screw Uncle Sam, can I be next?
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In my office, ‘I.R.S.’ stands for ‘I’m really sexy.’
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You’ve got a lovely pair of W-2’s.
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I’ve been auditing your body all night, and it is in damn fine standing.
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You know, you can increase your charitable contributions by handing me your digits.
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