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I think we should swap some liquid assets.
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Are you my revenue? Because I’m so loss without you!
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What are you doing on Saturday night? Because I’m accounting on taking you out.
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How about we get out of here and appreciate each other’s assets.
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It’s accrual world out there but I’m willing to invest in you.
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You should have listed me as a deduction, because I’m dependent on your love.
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If 4+4=8, then me plus you equals fate.
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Baby if I take you home, it’ll be an experience you ain’t gonna be writing off anytime soon.
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So do you file electronically around here often?
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After filing today, I learned I have quite a strong flexible spending account. Are you flexible?
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