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According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your hotness with me.
You must be gibberelin, because I’m experiencing some stem elongation.
You must be the one for me, since my selectively permeable membrane let you through.
You make my anoxic sediments want to increase their redox potential.
You are the photon to my photosystem: you excite my electron until I reach my reaction centre.