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That dress would look even better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2 
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My last partner wasn’t very stable. She spontaneously decayed last week and left me for a neutrino. 
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Like the ideal vacuum, you’re the only thing in my universe. 
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Let’s exchange fermions! 
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In my bed, it’s perpetual motion all night long, baby. 
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I’m hung like a Foucault pendulum.
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I’m attracted to you like the Earth is attracted to the Sun – with a large force inversely proportional to the distance squared. 
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I might be a physics major, but I’m no Bohr in bed. 
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I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data? 
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I haven’t gotten laid in 4 years, 3 months, and 12 days, plus-or-minus 2 days. Would you care to check my error bars? 
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