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I’d switch to emacs for you.
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I would really like to bisect your angle.
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I’d like to browse through your clothes like I browse through Firefox.
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I wish I were your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.Β 
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I won’t stop bugging you until I get the address of your home page.Β 
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I know the spring constant for my mattress. Wanna take some data?
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I like the area bounded by your two curves.
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Hey Baby, wanna come back to my lab and work with my microprocessor?
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I heard you like roses, so here’s a polar coordinate graph of r=1+cos(theta).
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Girl when I see that body of yours it creates a stress on my heart and a strain on my “beam”.Β 
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