Category: Nerdy Pick Up Lines That Work!
Can you put a Trojan on my Hard Drive?
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Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?
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Can I do a penetration test on your back door?
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Are your pants a compressed file? Because I’d love to unzip them!
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Are you an angel, because your texture mapping is divine!
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Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing.
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Are you a computer keyboard? Because you’re my type.
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If you were a transformer, you’d be a HOT-obot, and your name would be Optimus Fine.
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A life without you, would be like a computer without an OS.
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You like maths? Cause I want to ADD to you my life, SUBTRACT your clothes, DIVIDE your legs and MULTIPLY ourselves.
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