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I googled your name earlier… I clicked on ‘I’m Feeling Lucky.’
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How about we go home and you handle my exception?
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Hi, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
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How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping?
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Hey girl, can you sit on my laptop?
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Hey, how ’bout I take off your cover and insert a bigger CPU.
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Hey Baby, Let me hack your kernel.
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Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
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Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
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Computer techs have skilled fingers if you know what I mean.
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