Category: Nerdy Pick Up Lines That Work!
No, that’s not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing.
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Nice Set of Floppies!
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Need me to unzip your files?
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My ‘up-time’ is better than BSD.
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My servers never go down… but I do!
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Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
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Isn’t your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?
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Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
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Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.
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I’ll bet my hard drive is the biggest you’ve ever seen.
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