Category: Medieval & Middle Ages Pick Up Lines That Work!

Your chastity belt would look great on the floor of my sleeping chamber.

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You look like a maiden in distress, why don’t I save you?

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Would you care to see my longsword in action?

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Is that a knife in your armor? Or are you just happy to see me?

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If I were a horse, I’d rather you mounted me without the saddle.

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You wouldn’t happen to know where a lonely knight could sheath his sword, would you?

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It seems as if my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in.

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What a fine set of chalices you have.

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When I was put on the rack in the inquisition, my limbs weren’t the only things that got stretched.

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I’d rather be beheaded than be denied a date with you.

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