Category: Mean Pick Up Lines That Work!
Do you like to dance? Well then, could you go dance so I can talk to your friend?
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Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
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You owe me a drink, you’re so ugly I dropped mine when I saw you.
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You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
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Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as my back?
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10 Simple Fool-Proof Steps to Attract Hotter Women
You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
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You look fabulous… for your age.
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I’m willing to lower my standards if you’re going on a date with me.
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You smell… We should go take a shower together.
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.
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