Category: Holidays Pick Up Lines That Work!
I put the “pump” in pumpkin pie.
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Wanna take a look at my meat thermometer?
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Those Juicy Breasts Are Making Me Hungry!
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Wow, that’s one fantastic spread!
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Thanksgiving dinner isn’t the only thing that will make you wanna loosen your belt.
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Would you like to try some of this dark meat?
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I’d love to stuff your turkey, sweetheart.
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It’s easter – Jesus came back from the dead today. I think we can make this work!
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I could never Passover you.
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I’m just like an easter bunny – sweet, but hollow on the inside.
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