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I believe all lady parts deserve equal representation.
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You have the right to bear me in your arms.
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The 15th Amendment gives the right to vote to anyone with a penis…I’ll loan you mine.
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Oh say can you see… me in your bed tonight.
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Tonight I will be exercising my freedom of assembly…outside your bedroom window.
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I’ll have you exercising your right to free speech all night long.
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You be Yankee Doodle, I’ll be the pony.
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My flag will never fly at half mast as long you’re around.
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You read, white, and blew my mind.
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Baby, I’ll make you see stars and stripes!
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