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I will go full-term in your oval office.
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You can be my mate but we won’t be doing any running.
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You can pay the poll tax personally with me.
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I’m glad there’s freedom of religion because I worship you.
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I’m like fireworks: smokin’, fun, and illegal in many states. Also, there are some really creepy billboards about me on the interstate.
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I’m a man without a country. Can I be a citizen of you?
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I’m arresting you for breaking the 8th amendment because you…are excessively fine!
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I’ll put my John Hancock on your bar tab if you hang out with me for a while.
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Are you a British Loyalist? Because you’re making me rethink this whole “independence” thing.
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Because of my rights related to eminent domain, you have to compensate me for stealing my heart.
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