Category: Holidays Pick Up Lines That Work!
I wish I were the Speaker of the House and you the President Pro Temp of the Senate so I could be above you in the “order of succession.”
If you ask me if I love you I’ll have to plead the 5th. Don’t want to incriminate myself.
18 year olds can exercise their rights in government and on me!
“The pursuit of happiness” means it’s cool to hit on you, right?
You don’t have to wait for succession, you’re first in line for me.
The government gives you the right to bare your arms but I give you the right to bare everything else.
The inauguration of the new president may come quickly but I won’t!