Category: Holidays Pick Up Lines That Work!
Going on a date with me is WAY better than eating a bag of those weird, chalky heart candies with sayings on them.
You break my heart into 15 unique, chewable pieces… just like a Whitman’s Sampler.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?
I bought you 12 roses for Valentine’s Day – 11 real and 1 fake. I will love you until all of them die and wilt away.
I’m sorry I didn’t get you chocolates for Valentine’s Day, but if you want something sweet I’m right here.
Is that a banana in your pocket, or you just… carrying a musket because of the Quartering Act.
You forgot to pay your income tax so I’m coming to seize your ASSets.
Let’s be like the original thirteen colonies AND MULTIPLY.