Category: Holidays Pick Up Lines That Work!

I want to ask you out, but I’ve got butterflies in my stomach. And worms. And maggots…

Halloween Holidays

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Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you’re giving me wood.

Halloween Holidays

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Hey Baby, wanna find out why they call me “PumpkinHead”?

Halloween Holidays

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Why don’t we go somewhere where I can stick a candle in your jack-o-lantern?

Halloween Holidays

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I’m no vampire but I’m fine with getting no sleep and biting your neck all night.

Halloween Holidays

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I didn’t know that my favorite Halloween treat came in life size!

Halloween Holidays

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You’re the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.

Halloween Holidays

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Halloween is the night of darkness. But you are brighter than an angel.

Halloween Holidays

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I wanna bob for your apples.

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You are dead sexy. Literally.

Halloween Holidays

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