Category: Holidays Pick Up Lines That Work!

Hello there, boo-tiful!
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I want to put my Tootsie Roll in your basket.
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Don’t worry, those warts on my face aren’t anywhere else!
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That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.
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When I saw you walk in, I got so hot, my skin melted. Literally. Around here, it’s an “in” look.
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Why’d you dress up as a princess, when you could have simply come in plain clothes as “the most beautiful girl at the Halloween party”?
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If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first.
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Nice pumpkins! And I like your boobs, too.
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I would totally carve your pumpkin.
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Are you dressed up as Beyonce? Cause you look “Boo-ti-licious”
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